bjork-0809.jpgWe first caught wind of this rumor last week and have finally gotten enough confirmation that we feel comfortable posting it: Avant-garde pop star Bjork and artist husband Matthew Barney are in contract on a rather phat pad in Brooklyn Heights. In the name of privacy, that’s all we’re gonna say and ask that commenters refrain from posting the address if they know it. Stick to welcoming two more world-class artists to Brooklyn.


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  1. Lol, most of you on here are a joke. And MIMITHEDOG, since when does Björk have an armful of kids? She has one who is GROWN UP, and a young daughter. Guess that’s too much, huh?

    And Gemini, are you surprised she has received awards? I’m pretty sure you haven’t done shit in your life to even get recognized. You’re a funny, idiotic broad.

    Most Americans are idiots anyway, and only listen to what the mainstream media tell them to listen to, because otherwise…they might get joked and not fit in with Middle AMERICA.

    Björk is the best thing that happened to your neighborhood.

  2. I don’t know. Something about that blue hair, dapper comment seems weird, anachronistic. Straight, maybe republican occasionally, but that old wasp thing seems like a stereotype for the neigb. Maybe stroller heavy conservative, like moms trying to just make it, having given up their Swan dresses etc., but damn, Bjorkys got an armful of kids, so, really, she’ll fit right in. And the cream master’s a preppy from way back, uh, a friend of mine used to call them rogue preppies, but I bet he’s more conservative than he pretends. I think the excitement will come when someone tries to photograph her, a tourist, and she slugs them.
    I think the St. Anne’s thing is right on, dudes, I’ll bet that…

  3. late to the party i guess, but seriously, get in my face and i will punch you. tho i dont think ive ever punched anyone who has gotten in my face before, but still… if you think people dont have the right to retaliate, then i dare you to go on the train and put your finger in smoeone’s face and keep chanting, im n ot touching you, im not touching you, im not touching you, etc.

    if crazy papparazzi’s didnt do what they did and if perhaps The Princess (Diana) popped one in the nose of the freaks who were chasing her at 100 mph she’d be alive today, no?

    *rob*

  4. its actually a matter of public record that this woman stalked her with a camera crew for days around the globe and did in fact “get in her kid’s face”. do a little research. it happened years ago. and the woman/paprazzi/stalker in fact did not sue because she knew exactly what she was doing was batshit insane. any park slope mom would do the same as bjork. so in the end she will be right at home in bk.

  5. None of you have any idea what may or may not have transpired between Bjork and this reporter.

    Define “gets in my kid’s face.” You still have no basis for an assault. The sooner people like you learn that, the less likely you are to go to jail.

  6. If someone gets in my kid’s face, there’s a fair chance I’m going to punch them. if it means getting called an ass by you, I am 100% okay with that.

    I have no idea where you get from there to handguns.

  7. Great ringo…those people commit acts of assault so that means any celebrity can as well. You’re being an ASS. It’s assault. It’s a criminal offense and can usually bring in a nice civil settlement as well.

    What part of the law don’t you understand??? Is this any different than if someone fot into a verbal altercation with someone on the street and the other pulled a knife?? It’s a different degree of assault, yes but just in degree. I assume you think its alright for someone to retaliate with a handgun as well??

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